BRUCE ALMIGHTY TRAILER : --Remove the X's in my email address to respond.Me: "What you have to understand, dear, is that the internet is a globalcommunity...a village!"My Wife: "And you're the village idiot, right?"I hate furries.I'm looking forward to that, mainly because Sonny Chiba is supposed to be init!YEAH!Gods and Generals (February 21)I'm a history buff. Hope it lives up to "Gettysburg".The Hunted (February 28)Trailer looks good. Action trash, but it stars Tommy Lee Jones, which is aplus.Johnny English (March 14)Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean, Blackadder) in a James Bond spoof.Head of State (March 28)Chris Rock is running for President. Hope it's nothing like "Down toEarth".Dreamcatcher (April 4)The trailer looks great. Wow, imagine it. A Stephen King movie that'sactually *good*!On Mon, 2 Dec 2002 00:43:13 -0500, "James Anatidae" wrote:Since when? Has Jones done anything worth seeing since he won theOscar?John Harkness wrote in message...I just like him as actor. I think he makes bad films not so bad. Look at"US Marshalls". Bad film, but Jones was fun to watch. BRUCE ALMIGHTY TRAILER : alt.fan.disney.mighty-ducks (created Fri, 31 May 2002 07:11:45 GMT)alt.fan.men-in-black (created Sun, 02 Jun 2002 09:19:55 GMT) IMHO: _Natural Born Killers_. _Men in Black_. _Space Cowboys_.--alt.flame "well, you asked" Special Forces"The Disney team of John Musker and Ron Clements, wanting to overlook no one,include plenty of campy touches for the sophisticate, flatulence jokes for theinnocent, and rollicking Korngold-esque musical passages for the nostalgist --and the whole thing exudes the warmth of a cash register." -- Duncan Shepherd on _Treasure Planet_ Oh, dear. The best part of the original version was Edward Arnold's big speech at the end, and Big Speeches are one of the things they tell you notto do, with exclams, in Screenwriting 101. I have horrible visions of howthis will come out. The wrong kind of horrible.--alt.flame Special Forces"The Disney team of John Musker and Ron Clements, wanting to overlook no one,include plenty of campy touches for the sophisticate, flatulence jokes for theinnocent, and rollicking Korngold-esque musical passages for the nostalgist --and the whole thing exudes the warmth of a cash register." -- Duncan Shepherd on _Treasure Planet_ BRUCE ALMIGHTY TRAILER : Bruce Almighty Weekend Estimate $70,000,000 Per-Screen $20,103Thats a -55% percent drop in just one week...at this point it'll bow out atjust under $275,000,000. Damn good money, but I think that the top 20domestic grosses won't have to worry about Reloaded jumbling them up.Here's some guesses as to what other summer movies will do...Hulk $275MT3 $260M2F2F $86MTomb Raider 2 $125MBruce Almighty $130MDumb and Dumberer $90M (Got MEGA face heat at the Bruce Almighty showing)You'd have thought comic book action and gross out comedy weren't *that*dissimilar audiences though.I think I've seen the Dumb and Dumberer trailer about a dozen times now. Andit looks worse every time.Yeah that movie looks horrible, No matter how hot she is in that movie youcouldnt pay me to see it."Shakin bootie makin love all night it's time I got back to the Good life." BRUCE ALMIGHTY TRAILER : Grade: CReviewed by: Harvey KartenUniversal Pictures/Imagine EntertainmentDirected by: Tom ShadyacWritten by: Steve Koren, Mark O'Keefe from their storyCast: Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, PhilipBaker HallScreened at: Loews 84th St., NYC, 5/20/03 What would you do if you won the lottery? I'd probably buy atown house in Manhattan, and use my new MercedesKompressor at a second home in the Swiss Alps. A good dealof the rest of the jackpot I'd contribute, of course, to anyorganization that will further world peace or end hunger. What ifwe went a step further and awarded you all the powers of God? You could do anything you want with these powers except tellpeople about your winnings and you could not interfere with freewill (i.e. you cannot force a person to love you against his or herwill). Tom Shadyac takes this powerful theme, one with infinitepossibilities, and delivers a passable pic but nothing to writehome about. Not even the comic genius of Jim Carrey hasmuch to work with given the laid-back direction of Mr. Shadyacnor can Jennifer Aniston, who delivers so much warmth in herTV program "Friends," convince us in the preachy parts. Still,given the dumbed-down possibilities that confront us thissummer, the "mindless drivel and visually stunning butultimately pointless" offerings, as the Turner Movie Classicscommercial puts it, "Bruce Almighty" is marginally satisfyingsummer cinema. BRUCE ALMIGHTY TRAILER : Having shown himself best in broadly comic features, JimCarrey is in slapstick form as an envious Buffalo, New York TVnewsman doing absurdly light entertainment sketches such ascelebrating the anniversary of a local cookie bakery whereShayac hopes to get laughs by having one of the owners of thestore picking his nose while awaiting his turn to be interviewed. Losing out in his struggle to get the anchor job when his boss,Jack Keller (Philip Baker Hall) appoints the starchy and smirkyEvan Baxter (Steven Carell) to the desk job, he lets hisfrustrations out by going nuts on camera, during one of hisassignments, continues to complain to his live-in girlfriendGrace (Jennifer Aniston), and ultimately plays the Job card bykvetching to God. The latter, presumably ignoring the sufferingof people in Calcutta and Bangladesh, spends considerabletime with the forlorn newsman, giving him all of His powers. Somehow, God knows He has nothing to worry about from thecompetition and the superb Morgan Freeman plays the role with
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